oyaji_sama

Mon, 01 Sep 2008 13:57:40 GMT

*sigh*

Pulled my back yesterday installing the new crib.

I feel like a [bleep-bleeping] oyaji, for real.

I think I'm gonna take yoga.

Can anyone recommend a good class?

Mon, 25 Aug 2008 12:25:07 GMT

You know?

I haven't seen my son in months.

Where are you, boy? Why don't you check in with your old man more often?

Sun, 17 Aug 2008 20:19:40 GMT

Heeeeeeeeey everyone!

RINKO IS SO CUTE! She looks a bit like a little round eskimo. I want to go around squishing her.

Speaking of cute, welcome, undergrads! <333333

Ready for the semester to begin? I am >3

I'm teaching reproductive health again -- ahhh, I have so many fond memories of my lesson with you, Sengoku Kiyosumi.

Thu, 03 Jul 2008 13:40:36 GMT

*sigh*

This morning on my way to make tea I stopped to pick up the mail, got totally involved in looking through a magazine, and forgot what I was doing.

I think I'm getting old...

Sun, 29 Jun 2008 14:34:59 GMT

I just had so much earwax in my ear that it took two q-tips to dig it all out.

Maybe I should save it and make a candle.

Sun, 22 Jun 2008 14:35:03 GMT

Apple, I think we've gone through a pint of ice cream a night this week. Probably a good idea to slow down...

Tue, 10 Jun 2008 14:30:30 GMT

Hey, Rinko. I bet it's a girl.

^_______^

pregnancy

Mon, 02 Jun 2008 13:49:08 GMT

Mmmm, hormones. Rinko...never thought the woman could get any cuter, but with that little belly and the *cough* swelling in her bosom area, I can't keep my hands off 'er. Lucky for me her libido's skyrocketing from the hormones...

I'd feel 17 again, but I'm more like a happy 40-something whose wife is all knocked up.

Wed, 28 May 2008 03:31:43 GMT

Eh.

Okay kids, I know I'm hot as a tin roof sundae, but my wife's pregnant and I need a little space here.

That means you, Okamura-kun. If I see you around MY house again, I'm calling your papa and letting him know that you're not being a good girl.

*

Oh. XD By the way. Rinko's preggers.

waiting

Fri, 16 May 2008 12:10:10 GMT

Ever have a really big present that you know is coming but you totally can't open it for ~~nine months~~ a long, long time?

Yeah.

I'm chomping at the bit, here!

(ooc: strikes to himself.)

Fri, 09 May 2008 17:02:51 GMT

^______________________________________________________^

RINKO! IS PREGNANT! I'M NOT SHOOTIN' BLANKS!

Hello from the Merry Widow!

Wed, 23 Apr 2008 16:28:58 GMT

Heeeey kids -- the wifey and I are out on a cruise for our 19th honeymoon. Don't expect us back for a week and don't call, because we won't be answering the phone.

With any luck, we won't see more than the inside of the cabin. >D

Ryoga, be good. Ryoma, don't be quite so good. Kevin, chill out. Terry, >| NO BOYS ALLOWED, you're my daughter now and MEN SUCK. Got it?

~~Still worried about Apple's strange chronic stomach trouble. Caught her puking again today. She says it was seasickness, but she's been doing this for a few weeks now. Could it be an ulcer?~~

(ooc: strikes to himself.)

Wed, 16 Apr 2008 21:47:43 GMT

Ehehehe.

Thu, 10 Apr 2008 18:03:54 GMT

There's a girl who keeps flashing her bits & pieces at me in class. You'd think they'd wear panties in this cold, especially to sit on those dirty chairs, but apparently not.

Although I totally appreciate the effort, I think I'll take her aside and explain that I'm not so interested. I feel for her -- I used to have a crush on a certain sensei, and I'm sure I annoyed the piss out of her too.

Are you okay? You've been looking pale lately, and not eating much. I'm worried. Are you over-working?

Mon, 31 Mar 2008 17:59:14 GMT

HEY KIDS IN MY HEALTH 101 !

You know you have final papers due in a WEEK, right? So stop your drinking, carousing ways and get your asses on the computer!

*cough* Besides, my final paper topic should be fun, right? "Name your favorite bodily system and how it works."

I mean really. DIGESTION ALL THE WAY. Mmmm, salivary glands.

Wed, 26 Mar 2008 04:21:37 GMT

RIIIINKOOOOO !

Where'd you put the ... ow ... mineral ice =_=

I have NO idea what I did. ~~Although it could've had something to do with stalking around after Ryoma on that stolen tricycle...~~

Sun, 23 Mar 2008 05:41:13 GMT

Hey hey.

That meme thing. Ask me questions, guys!

Aaaaaanything you like. *grin*

Mon, 17 Mar 2008 21:53:24 GMT

In the US, if you aren't wearing green on 3/17, it means that someone gets to pinch your bottom.

Thu, 13 Mar 2008 13:09:58 GMT

...Nee. I wonder if it's sekkusuhara if a little kid pounces on ME. I doubt it would stand up in court...

*

...How'd the rest of your NON-date go, kids? The movie was pretty good. Have to say that Johnny Depp makes me feel kind of tingly on the inside. Maybe there's something to this gay stuff...

*

...So, hotpants, will you forgive me for being assaulted by Kevin? He was trying to prove a point and ended up sticking his tongue down my throat. The poor kid is kinda confused, and probably wrecked his growing friendship with Ryoma.

Also -- thanks for letting me borrow your dress. *cough* I couldn't have ~~stalked Ryoma's date~~ ... been there for our son without it.

Sun, 09 Mar 2008 12:53:33 GMT

[OOC:

Hey. As a mun, I'd like to respectfully beg that you guys not be blanket-insulting to my poor Nanjiroh muse whenever he shows up or makes a post. It's massively demotivating for me to play him. Just remember that he's a sensei and treat him accordingly, okay?

This Nanjiroh has limits. He doesn't look at porn (just girlie mags, as in canon, but they're dressed), he's happily married to Rinko, and while he's a flirt and perverted, he's not going to make anyone intentionally uncomfortable regarding sex.

So be nice, okay? Or I'll just not feel like playing.

-- Tan ]

Sun, 09 Mar 2008 01:03:44 GMT

Hmmmm.

I think we'll be watching some of these instructional videos I got from Las Vegas.

Should I play my class High Kicks are Not for Kids?

Or It's Good to be Gay?

I think maybe option two, considering how many gay people go to this college! ~~Like my son! And that Tarundoru-chan I met the other day!~~

(ooc: strikes to himself)

Tue, 04 Mar 2008 14:34:00 GMT

The conference in Las Vegas sure was interesting. ~~Never knew how much showgirls had to do with Health Education!~~ I'm back now.

Oishi-chaaaaaan, I've got a few more presents for you! (And you too, Kikumaru-chan ;) )

Ryoma, brought you a replacement for your dirty old cap.

Rinko <3 I brought you MYSELF, WITH A BOW AROUND MY... It's nice to see you again, beautiful.

Ryoga, I am your father.

I mean, I am your real father. I know I'm your adopted father. Believe me, I was surprised too, the second your mom let me know.

Rinko said, "Duh, couldn't you tell how much Ryoma and Ryoga looked alike?"

I...didn't. Call your old man blind or in denial, but yeah. Now I totally see myself in you, son.

Let's talk.

Fri, 22 Feb 2008 00:27:02 GMT

[private]

So much for tonight's plans. Maybe I'll read a book on parenting instead.

Mon, 18 Feb 2008 13:39:40 GMT

Yes. It's meeeee... I'm getting ready for my first day of teaching, and it's going to be good.

Shopping list for class:
Skeleton
Human biology handout
Syllabus
STD pamphlet
Cucumbers (about 5 inches long)
Condoms

~~College girls, college girls, all for meeee! College girls...~~